Open Letters to Inanimate Objects

Dear Cheese,

I hate you.  I hate you SO MUCH.  Everything about you is fucking nasty.  Dairy is gross by itself, but, Cheese, you just take the cake.  One day, some poor fuck went to go get food from the pantry and realized all they had left was some rotten milk.  They figured putting some salt on that shit and eating it would sustain them.  All you are is a bunch of rotten milk, which is also pretty gross to me too.  So fuck you, Cheese.

Sincerely,

Me.


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