You always run out at inconvenient times. However, I’m not really sure when there would be a convenient time for a lightbulb to run out. Besides the point. If somebody were to ever invent a lightbulb that REPLACES ITSELF, I will invest all ten dollars in my checking account into said company. Also, your isle is my favorite in home depot. It makes me feel alive suppressing the urge to take a baseball bat and go to town on every single one of you. You make such pretty noises when you break.
Love,
Me
