Open Letters to Inanimate Objects

Dear Neosporin,

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You are the one thing that was straight up legit magic in my childhood.  If I had a scrape, I added you and a bandaid then BAM two days later, that shit was gone.  Now as I’m older, I still use you religiously for any small blemish, like the dad on My Big Fat Greek Wedding uses windex.  You still work your magic like a champ.  I have no idea what I would do with out you.  If I ever have children, I will be sure to name one after you, you beautiful piece of healing power. 

Devoutly Yours,

Me


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