You are the one thing that was straight up legit magic in my childhood. If I had a scrape, I added you and a bandaid then BAM two days later, that shit was gone. Now as I’m older, I still use you religiously for any small blemish, like the dad on My Big Fat Greek Wedding uses windex. You still work your magic like a champ. I have no idea what I would do with out you. If I ever have children, I will be sure to name one after you, you beautiful piece of healing power.
Devoutly Yours,
Me