I put up with you when people started wearing you under dresses. I even embraced the fashion. I was even pleasantly surprised to find out that wearing you under over sized shirts/sweaters was just as adorable. I have to draw the line though. People are starting to think it is acceptable to pair you with regular tshirts, or to make you in a demin pattern, or even worse… make you into stirrup pants. Why do you do this to yourself? You already let fat chicks wear you, now why can’t you stop while you’re only behind a little. I know you may be mad at me for having a torrid love affair with your cousin Spandex, but I don’t wear those out in public (most of the time). I keep our love affair secret. So leggings, are you going to shape up, and go back to being a cute, casual, and comfortable alternative to jeans, or are you going to make me hate you?
The choice is in your hands,
Me
