Open Letters to Inanimate Objects

Damn you are so much pho-cking pho-n to eat!  I love you almost as much as I love pho-dge, that is how damn good you are.  Not to mention the amount of puns i can use with your name, did you see those three I already typed?  It’s like I’ve taken a Brilliance 101 class or something like that.  My only issue is that sometimes when i put too much spicy rooster sauce in you and lots of other delicious things, you start to get a little pho-ggly, but I eat you anyways because you’re so gosh darn delicious.  Vietnamese people got noodles right.  At first I thought I loved Ramen, like home made really good ramen, but then Pho, you came into my life and round house kicked Ramen right out the door.  You pho-fill all of my dietary cravings, I could ask for a better noodle/broth based meal.

Pho-nnily yours,