Every time I see you I always run the risk of hitting pedestrians and other vehicles. Not only are you eye candy but most definitely ear candy as well, with a nice yummy Chevy small block in you. You always seem to make my dick hard when I hear your engine and see your bright color…Im never sure how you do it though.
Anywho, I am always happy to see you driving around my little city. I once had the pleasure to talk to your driver, an attractive young lady. Aside from the fact your driver is a liar, I would bang her brains out on your hood, your passenger seat, your rear bench seats…Hell even the trunk if I could. In fact I think that’s the only way I can imagine why she would let her ugly ass boyfriend drive you.
Yours Truly,
Envious Grease Monkey
