Open Letters to Inanimate Objects

Dear Leggings [part two],

WHY IS THERE EVEN A FUCKING PART TWO?! We’ve had this goddamn discussion before, you’re getting out of hand.  Do you know what I saw today?  Three girls all wearing leggings and… dare I say it? CROP TOPS! Let me say it one more time.  Leggings with crop tops.  That. Is. Not. Okay.  Not even once.  What the hell leggings, I gave you a chance to shape up and you just didn’t.  Last summer it was over sized tanks and that was just way too cute, now it’s crop tops.  Fuckin A man, Fuckin A.

Furious,

Me

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