Open Letters to Inanimate Objects

Dear Cinnamon Rolls,

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You beautiful roll of dough, cinnamon, sugar, brown sugar, butter, and icing.  You are more beautiful than I could ever even begin to express.  The way you smell makes my mouth water a metric fuck ton of drool just waiting for a taste of you on my lips.  My only issue with you is that I take one bite and suddenly I black out and then you are gone, and I don’t know what happened.  You’re beautiful to me, even if you got some rolls going on.

Lovingly Yours,

Me


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