It is criminal how fucking good you are. When I have diet/nutritional bars, I’m expecting them to be tolerable. Not so good that I could eat a whole box in one sitting. Do you know what happens when I have one box of you in one sitting? Well I’ll spare you the details, but the outcome is not pretty. I don’t know where you hide your fiber, or you gross cardboard flavor, but goddamnit you taste like a regular granola bar. A regular diarrhea inducing tasty granola bar.
Not So Constipated,
Me
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